Thursday, June 07, 2007

Media Frenzy v King Edward Guide

Media Frenzy

Saeed Wadee is reported to have stormed out of the
training session on the aftermath of another heavy
defeat suffered against league rivals King Edward -
Guide. Mr Wadee aka Dre, due to his hip hop lifestyle
was again on the bench this time due to what
player/manager claimed was for "tactical reasons".
This latest attempt to hide the truth from the adoring
fans of the young player of the year only adds to
speculation for another departure. Adam Desai has
already agreed a deal with homeland club Corinthians
and is expected to leave for a cool £17m.

If you thought it couldn't get worse it already is in
terms of shortage of players, Usama is due to marry
long time school sweetheart Gisele Frey in a low key
ceremony on the island of Reunion. This quashes all
doubts of his sexuality after years of allegations
targeted at himself and player/manager Nakhuda and the
process of 'grooming'! The question of sexuality
still hangs on the shoulders for brother Ishy Wadee,
who's mannerisms during goal celebrations have caused
disgust amongst a large section of fans. The ultimate
question is, will he ever be the same player after
going abroad and after missing such vital games, will
he ever regain his place as the vulture in Yasin is
lurking?

Elsewhere Nakhuda has ditched long time sponsors Umbro
for Puma after the crucial slip vs Havelock, this will
include all Beckham style Nakhuda branded gear and
puts him on par with the likes of Zuber, Ebrahim and
Chotia as the highest earners at the club.

6 Comments:

At 2:56 AM, Blogger M S Nakhuda said...

Come on lads give me some stories to work on - and keep 'em clean!

 
At 4:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's Giselle Frey?? and is she the reason behind those lapses in concentration....?

And i thought the sight of a crocked amin wrapping his thumb in a QPT shirt was the sight of the season so far - no ordinary cloth would have sufficed!

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger M S Nakhuda said...

Come on Usama 'come out' over Giselle!!!

Eby, I think it's just going to be you and I exhanging words this season - oh well we've got each other...

The QPT shirt is sacred indeed, especially now it has been baptised by the hand of God himself!

 
At 7:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oi.......i've touched the shirt too now!!!

Nakhuda how about me and u upfront??? (and no comments like we're doin crap at bk anyway!!@)

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no yasir's touched it too. so much for the 'holy grail' no...

Mohamed - "you are not alone...i am here with u...". Or how about "just the 2 of us...??" wot about "everything i do, i do it for u...?!"

i really cud go on forever! unless someone stops me

 
At 2:12 AM, Blogger M S Nakhuda said...

So now god and satan (and we all know who that is) have touched the shirt hehe!!!

EP, you can go on 'forever' because 'you'll always be my baby', or shall I say 'you rock my world' petal?!!

 

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