Match Report v ZYBAR

FINAL SCORE WON 4-1 (Half-time winning 2-1)

Scorers (Saifullah, Chotia 2, Amin)
MOM – Saifullah

Conditions : Dry Pitch/Cloudy but warm. Venue: Witton Park Astroturf (Pitch 4) K/O Time : 21.00 Referee : Busty Babe!

Recent form (past 4 games)-

Team Players on form

Lost 6-4 Saif 6 - 8 - 7 - 9
Lost 5-3 Ishy C 8 - 10 - 6 - 9
Won 2-1 Usama 7 - 6 - 7 - 7
Won 4-1 Husky L 8 - 6 - 6 - 7

QPT PLAYER CAM (Ratings) -

GK - Yasir 7 – Didn’t really have much to do but excellent when called upon, with a notable one-on-one stop in the second half. Should let his performances do the talking.

CEN BK – Suleman Chotia 8 – What a debut! Suleman is back in the big time and what a start overall! Started sluggishly but then coped with the pace of the game, a bit adventurous at times even though he claimed he hadn’t played in months. Keep the performances coming you ‘f***** Arab’!!!

CEN BK – Nakhuda 7 – I thought I did the basics and just enough to keep the goals out, the memories of the partnership with Suleman from years ago came flooding back.

CEN MID - Amin 7 – A solid performance although at times looked like he was going to drop dead with fatigue! A brilliant run in the first half to track his man 30 yards, something that has been missing in his game recently. Linked up play well and deserved his goal at the end, experience made it, right place right time!

RIGHT MID – Husky L 7 – Ran his socks off! All over the park and as with Amin looked knackered all second half.

LEFT MID – Saifullah 9 – Magnificent!!! Best player by far. The opposition simply could not cope with the dribbling and I was particularly impressed with eagerness for wanting the ball and collecting it from Yasir.

STRIKER - Chotia 9 – What can I say about my favourite?! Made of goals and gets them just when we need them. Again the case with two well taken goals and the skipper has now resigned, surely you’re getting enough goals Chots what’s up Thierry?!!

Subs

GK - Zuber -

CENTRE HALF - Yasin – We should have used Yasin in the second half when a couple of us looked tired, Yas, your chance will come.

Top Goalscorers	MOM Awards	Top Average Ratings Overall	Most Full Appearances
Chotia – 8	Saifullah – 2	Saif – 8	Nakhuda – 5
Husky – 3	Chotia – 1	Husky – 7	Saif – 4(1)
Saifullah – 2	Husky L - 1	Usama – 7	Usama – 4
Usama – 1	Nakhuda - 1	Chotia – 6	Husky L – 4
Nakhuda – 1		Nakhuda – 6	Chotia – 4
Yasir – 1		Saeed – 6	Amin – 3(1)
Ishy Wadee - 1			Saeed – 2(2)
Amin – 1			Ebrahim – 2
			Yasir – 2

Match Summary

The match started with Zuber and Yasin fighting for who will pay the referee the match fees, all because it was a busty babe (that’s not coming from me, I prefer the big fat curry bloke!!). Starting without the Wadee brothers but bolstered with a new signing in Suleman Chotia.

We started well organised and both teams seemed to be trying to suss out each other’s weaknesses. Then Saifullah drilled a low drive and gave us the lead we wanted. We seemed to take our foot off the pedal and the equaliser came, we had two players closing the opposition attacker down but he managed to find an inch or two to get the shot away, low to Yasir’s right – and he claimed he couldn’t see it, fair enough Yas. We then started playing and Ishy Chotia scored, just after FC Zy Bar started arguing, something that encouraged us going into half-time.

Second half and Saif was seeing a lot of the ball on the left, but a few scares on the counter attack meant we had to score to get that vital cushion and any guesses on who got it?!! Yep step up Mr Chotia, Ismail that is! That killed the game and even before the goal we had chances from a Saif shot and a whipping Beckham esque ball by Nakhuda from the right which Chotia nearly sniffed out. So to the end and we scored with a Husky assist (what a shot hehe!) through Amin, Ebrahim has been waiting and Amin delivered. God is back!!!

Game spoilt with the racist guy who ‘called’ Suleman and also some two footed challenges on Yasir, no need for that and the league have been notified. Yasir might have been mouthy and may wind people up but there’s no need for that.

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MEDIA FRENZY -

Yasir Patel statue!!!

Media Frenzy recently reported that club Sporting Director/Player had been involved in yet another instance of controversy, and has now even got his own ‘Playboy’ chant at the crowd in his name! But nothing will surpass what you are about to read – instead of punishing Yasir, the board of directors are due to honour him by ‘erecting’ a Rocky style huge 20ft statue outside the club megastore. The statue the board claim coincides with the club’s 21^st century values and can’t see the fuss “as museums in Paris have nude statues everywhere” . What seems to further cause fury amongst the QPT faithful is the fact that minors will be unable to visit the megastore due to the rather large erection on Yasir’s private parts. The club claim that the lost revenues will only strengthen the online arm for selling merchandise.