Match Report v Hole ith wall

VS
Hole ‘ith Wall
(07/08/07)
FINAL SCORE WON 3-0 - FIRST CLEAN SHEET WOO HOO!!! - (Half-time winning 3-0)
Scorers (Saeed 2, Ishy Chotia)
MOM – Saeed (Referee’s MOM Saeed)
Conditions : Warm, dry Venue: Witton Park Astroturf (Pitch 2) K/O Time : 21.00 Referee : Big fat curry bloke’s brother.
Recent form (past 4 games)-
Team Players on form
Drew 1-1 Saeed 8 – 8 – 7 - 10
Won 4-2 Yasir 7 - 9 – 8 - 8
Won 3-1 Saif 7 – 10 – 8 - 7
Won 3-0 Nakhuda 6 – 8 – 8 - 9
QPT PLAYER CAM (Ratings and comments by Yasir) -

Yasir GK – A great performance for another farewell and composed at all times (maybe a little too composed!!) MSN

Mohamed DF - 9 - excellent, cant really think of anything he did wrong. Some good right and left foot passing, and great interceptions.

Usama DF - 9 - again superb. one occasion comes to mind where he tried taking their striker on in defence but other than that - unsung! excellent passing and reading of the game. Would like to see him get forward and shoot more - you have a good shot use it!

Imran LB - 8 - didnt shine and didnt stick out in the wrong way. Nice and easy game, did everything that was asked, nothing dangerous - everyone can learn a thing from him - no need to be OVEREXUBERENT!! (youngsters get ur dictionaries out!)

Super Sayf RB - 7 - bit harsh to give him 7 but im basing this on past performances and recent reports - thought he was the next new new new new maradona at one point!! played well, very HONEST in that he stays on his feet all the time (sometimes js fall!), good interplay upfront. seemed to get tired 2nd half and stayed upfront - just tell someone if ur tired and come off! wasnt tired cycling all the way home!!!!! superman!

Saeed - MID - 10 - i rarely give a 10 but the youngster was fantastic! we must remember he is only 18!!! bossed the midfield, kept team going with instructions, and even played mental games with opposition (i think he knows what he is doin!) 2 great goals - especially the freekick. covers back well, goes forward and plays some great football with his pals!!! gona be a a real legend!!!!!! MOM (ofcourse!)

Ishy - STR - 8 - scored a great ishylike goal. played some good link up play with the rest of the team. again another one seemed to get tired? well played ish

Subs:

Ish Wadee - 7 - didnt really have time to do much but did his job well when he was asked. Needs to be stronger (for the 100th time!)

Husky L - 7 - played about 15mins, defended well, and nearly scored.

Yasin - 7 - did he get a touch?? yes he did! didnt do anything wrong and again jus did wot was asked! ul score one day yas!

Mujy – Unlucky not to get on, great attitude not to complain, has done well so far and I’m sure will feature well at end of season.

Top Goalscorers MOM Awards Top Average Ratings Overall Most Full Appearances
I Chotia – 10 Saifullah – 3 Nakhuda – 7.18 Nakhuda – 10
Husky – 5 I Chotia – 1 Saif – 7.00 I Chotia – 9
Saif – 4 Husky – 1 I Chotia – 6.82 Saifullah – 8(1)
Saeed – 4 Nakhuda – 1 Amin – 6(1)
Nakhuda – 3 I Mayat - 1 Usama – 6
Amin - 3 Saeed - 1 Saeed – 4(2)
Mujy - 2


Match Summary (by Yasir, thought let him do it considering it’s farewell and it better be this time!! MSN)
QPT ON FIRE!!! (or are they???)

Last 8 games - won 6 drawn 1 lost 1.

You know i like my stats!! but....this doesnt say wot it looks like.....if we played like
this all season, no doubt we'd be clear 2nds or even top. In fact our form is:

Played 11, won 6 (same as above), drawn 1 (same as above), lost 4

Im sure everyone will agree, it doesnt look as impressive anymore????

The 3 extra games we lost are (to those that dont already know) to teams we play over next 3 weeks. Havelock have won all 10 of their games, Holehouse (team we play next) have won 8 on the trot.
So anyone thinking this is going to be an easy run in - get ur heads checked. I reckon we can win all 3 and finish 2nd (a good finish considering its a tough league) but play even 90% to our ability and we will not get a point.

I was back in nets, thanks to mali letting me take his place! Dominated the game in first half, dont really remember a save to make so defence was solid. Saeed scored a good first goal and a good freekick - goal was gaping he took advantage! Minute later ishy did what he does best and ripped their defender and scored wit a quick snapshot!
3-0 first half, game was sealed and team reacted as such, with a pretty complacent laid back second half. cant do that next 3 games!
they had couple of chances but we had many more to seal the game. not much else to report really!!!! (and currently packing so got to get that done!!!!)

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MEDIA FRENZY -
Coke!

Media Frenzy reporters have been investigating the reasons for recent abnormal behaviour by Saifullah, claiming that he has developed an addiction for the high class drug cocaine. He has been the transfer of the season and quickly established himself as fans’ favourite. Quite on the pitch, never complaining and an excellent attitude to training but things are changing. ‘Saif’ as more commonly known is now showing signs of fading on the pitch, especially in the latter stages of the game. The club has branded this as “nonsense” and that “ Mr Firfire cycles 4 miles to the game AND BACK!! There aren’t any concerns regarding his fitness and QPT are considering legal action over these allegations”. On the subject of Coke, the Coca Cola company have released an Orange Limited version of the classic which is taking the club megastore by storm!

Elsewhere at QPT controversial director of football Mr Y Patel who is more commonly known for his off the field antics has agreed to leave the club with mutual consent. He is rumoured to be unhappy with the progress of Mr M Nakhuda and Mr E Patel but the new plc board think otherwise. There is no news for any immediate replacement but there may a promotion in line for Mr E Patel even though he claims his playing career is not over.